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Editorial Consider the humble apple, falling on a powdered wig. A story many scholars and school children alike are intimately familiar with. It had been posited that a force acts upon all matter, bringing bodies closer together. A mechanism I believe I have shared my thoughts on enough to warrant glossing over the glaring, blatantContinue reading “18th of October”

Editorial Twenty eight ounces sweet, dehydrated milkTwenty four ounces dark chocolateA pinch of saltAdditions for (and to) taste Suffuse the milk, chocolate, and salt in a receptacle. Deliquesce on a mild conflagration while unalterably tossing the blend for five minutes. At the hankered after suppleness doff from the flame, flutter in your preferential additions. LetContinue reading “11th of October”

Editorial It is a known truth that every cloud has a silver lining. The misfortune of such fact, however, is that the true nature of said silver lining easily escapes all reason. In search of the aforementioned silver, one may find not only more cloud, but different linings. Gold, while shinier than silver, is hardlyContinue reading “4th of October 1898”

Editorial I have been asked a favour by a dear friend. You may know I am not one to deny heartfelt requests. From my friend, then, a letter: To all whom it may concern, We have fought stars and defied gods. Together, we have created wonders out of thin air. We have made each otherContinue reading “27th of September 1898”

Editorial Language has inherent and great power. Such a statement is perhaps cliche coming from one of my persuasion, however today I want to focus not on the esoteric, rather on the human. Those in power know to use language to their advantage. They designate words to what they dislike, to what they find virtuous,Continue reading “20th of September”

Editorial There is nothing sweeter than knowledge. Nothing more thrilling than pursuing it. Nothing more ecstatic than the realization of a scientific revelation. In my whimsy I like to equate science to art, or at least draw parallels between the two. It is of little surprise to me that the science of the rubbery folkContinue reading “13th of September”

Editorial It is important to keep in a stable state of mind. Do not panic. Legibility wavers and changes and wobbles and lacks, the intake and the output. They do not sync but merely contradict each other to the annoyance of all involved. Do not panic. Calm spreads all around on the outside yet theContinue reading “6th of September 1898”

Editorial I recall one day on the surface. Early morning as it was, dew on the grass and mist all on the countryside. Through a window of a carriage, as we passed trees and hills and fenceposts, the sky was clear yet the fog was so so thick. Yet, even through the shroud, I couldContinue reading “30th of August 1898”

Editorial Today – a class on punctuality. What to know of it? Perhaps, for one, that it is a simple myth. Punctuality, as so much of today’s advice for so-called good business, is a fabrication. A courtesy, perhaps, yes; it is much more polite to show at a predetermined time than to let the otherContinue reading “23rd of August 1898”

Editorial There is little I can say to express my sheer disappointment in my own abilities. To truly encompass the depth of my regret, to properly grovel at the feet of the world. Dear readers, I will be the first one to say that the state of the Gazette had not been up to standardContinue reading “16th of August 1898”